sleeplessnightsofthinking:

I laughed way harder than I should have

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

image

I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love
  • me: [clicks on customize]
  • me: [opens 18 tabs]
  • me: [puts on hard-hat]
  • me: time to change my theme.
poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

guy:

the more i talk, the more i understand why i’m single